So yesterday at the dr appointment a lady said I should go get my mom a hat for when they do her urinalysis. I thought “ok it will be cold in that room I guess” and gave her her winter hat. We come back and the lady laughs and says a hat is a thing they put in the toilet to collect the urine. My mom says “that explains why most of my pee went on the floor.”

This experience is basically a summary of my life.

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